Random fact: In 1928 a visionary Russian poet Vladimir Mayakovsky visited Paris for the first time and wrote a poem about the slutty, slutty time he had there, ending with:
School dress codes aren’t only sexists, but there’s also racist and islamophobic.
I (First Nations, Mohawk) used to have hair past my chest but my middle school forced me to cut my hair because “boys couldn’t have hair past the tips of the ear” (I’m not a boy either, but they assigned me ‘boy’ as a gender) but even when I begged them to let me keep my hair because of spiritual beliefs, they forced me to cut it. A classic move of the white school system against native children. I got a referral everyday for the 65 days I refused to cut my hair. I cried for two weeks after the principal took scissors to my hair. I’m still growing it back.
My best friend (who is an aboriginal Egyptian) was once told to remove her hijab (also a gift I had given her) because “hats weren’t allowed” (a mixture of racism and islamophobia), she reluctantly took it off.
In middle school again, my friend Nemo ( First Nations, Navajo) was told she couldn’t wear her traditional clothing on her 13 birthday, celebrating her reaching puberty. She was sent home and forced to spend her birthday alone while her parents worked.
Tomorrow is my 18th birthday, an important life event in Mohawk culture (becoming an adult) and I want to wear my traditional clothes to school, especially because I’ll have to celebrate all alone this year since I live far away from my nation. Even though my school doesn’t have uniforms or a strict dress code, I’m afraid they’ll tell me that my clothes or very light face paint are “distracting” and tell me to take off my traditional jewellery (headband, choker, bracelets) or wash off the face paint.
I’m sure these are only the tip of the iceberg when it comes to racism in the school dress code, and general school systems. White culture is enforced in everything from the dress code to the curriculum.
many european countries explicitly prohibit wearing headscarves like the hijab in schools, too
Oh my god. And I thought school dress codes were only sexist. This is a whole new level.
don’t forget african-american students being sent home for or forbidden from wearing their natural hairstyles
I got in trouble many times for daring to ware my natural hair loose. It was okay if it was pulled back and “controlled” but if it was loose in all its big curly glory? Appetently the end of the world.
Personal experience: As someone who has dated a number bisexuals I find rumors of their greediness particularly repulsive. My late wife is one of the kindest most selfless people I know, despite being horrendously late for every event. Why is my wife always so late, why…
before talkin shit on straight men maybe try talking to some for a period of more than five minutes at a time cause all y’all treat straight men on this website like incels treat women
Kung pow penis
What did that add to the convo.
i’m going to block everyone that reblogs this version of this post from snoopingasusualisee that i find, fyi
The Porn Bot ARG is just the latest news about Death Stranding. Kojima made Norman Reedus learn how to make gifs and use tumblr so he could fuck with us
Mads Mikkelsen, eating potato chips in his pajamas and editing angel images on photoshop to make glitchy gifs, as per Hideo Kojima’s instructions: “Haha, I don’t know what’s going on! This is fun!”
okay, but the whole “Do you like to teleport” is a reference to the music video that was released to act as a prequel to the storyline of death-stranding; where it’s explained the whole “time being fucked up” thing is caused by a teleportation experiment gone wrong by some mobster like figures, and the lady in the icon is the same lady from the video that ends up becoming the first one of those black shadow things…
So I’m not sure if this was meant to be a shitpost but you’re literally right
The more I try to stray away from sanity, the closer I get to Mr. Kojima’s vision
fan remake of "The Last Jedi" (2017) designed to be as universally accepted by Star Wars fans as possible
rey on the island holding out her lightsaber for luke skywalker:
:(
luke skywalker:
*takes the lightsaber from her and gazes on it fondly* you have come back to me, old friend. this is all i need to ascend to my highest form of being *closes his eyes and turns into a 20 foot tall being made of pure light, all of his limbs are covered in the lightsaber blades of all jedi masters past present and future*
rey:
holy shit
luke skywalker:
that's right young one. it's time for the jedi order to end... and for the SUPER jedi order to begin. let's go kick some ass
MEANWHILE ON A SHIP
poe:
hey finn buddy! glad you're awake! i just had a question for you. you don't happen to have any sort of dynamic, ambivalent worldview you could go off and consider or refine in some kind of character study subplot, do you?
finn:
haha no why would i waste the audience's time with that? i DO have this two sided mandalorian darksaber with blasters on each end so it's like a combination of darth maul's lightsaber and ezra bridger's composite blastsaber but i'm saving it to give to luke skywalker when he gets back from island
poe:
wow cool! i'm going to go disappear for 2/3 of the movie again
BACK TO LUKE SKYWALKER
luke:
-- and so anyways, the genetic memories of Boba Fett and Emperor Palpatine were implanted into your mind as a child to give you advanced combat abilities and Force sensitivity, before you were hidden on Jakku to incubate your full potential before your father Grand Admiral Thrawn (from the EU) returned to initiate you into his jedi-assassin empire
rey:
wow master luke, and here i thought i had talents informed by my difficult life experiences and heroic spirit
luke:
LOL of course not. but you DO have the special nebula crystal entrusted to you by Obi Wan Kenobi that will allow us to bring Han Solo back to life as an all-knowing cyborg programmed to never not shoot first. this will help us win the Star Wars
With the gen 1 Pokemon games coming out, I know that some people might actually be playing them for the first time, so I would like to share an important tip with you that will help make your gen 1 experience as authentic and perfect as possible:
If you faint while aboard the SS Anne, you can return there again, and the ship won’t depart after you’ve helped the captain. Return to the docks later in the game once you have access to Surf and Strength, because if you use Strength on the truck on the right side of the dock area, you will get Mew! Thank me later, I learned this cool trick from my uncle who works at Nintendo.
Since the new games are going to be Kanto again, bringing back this very vital and important piece of knowledge for you all.
My autistic ass is wondering if truscum realize medicalization and gatekeeping are the first two stops on the “How do we make people like this stop existing?” train.
SLIPPEry SLoPE
Or, y'know, simple observation of how many goddamn cis doctors are more interested in “why are trans people?” than in “how do I give them the best quality of life I can?”
if you’re older than age 8, there’s no earthly reason for you to keep trying to compare voldemort and daleks to people being brutally murdered at the hands of their government like, i know that since you guys are white and have no social skills and zero empathy you need someone to baby-talk to you about racism, but seriously. seriously.
Hey, anybody remember that time that a cis dude got breast implants on a bet without four letters of approval from an entire medical team, kept them after the bet was over, and used it as a source of fame and income?
Fact: June is Pride month. In addition to this it’s also national ocean month, because the ocean, is temperamental, yet so beautiful and full of secrets - and therefore, the ocean is gay. Lakes are bi, ponds are trans, creeks are asexual, rivers are straight. It’s science.
Nick Robinson started a patreon and he already has 57 patrons so there’s never been a better time to remind the world about how much of a scummy softboy creep he is
just a reminder to people who don’t know, not the Nick Robinson from Love, Simon. This Nick is a former game journalist and honestly that alone is enough to warn people
No, that is not enough to warn people. Come on now. So here’s the full spheel:
He’s a former video game journalist and entertainer for Polygon. He used to do youtube videos with Griffin McElroy (ie: Car Boys) He was investigated and fired from polygon for sexual harassment, and was found to have solicited nudes from young girls (MINORS)
The reason OP mentions the “softboy” persona is because his personality is one that most of us aren’t used to from dudes who treat women like trash. He had/has a disarming sort of personality and humor which was part of his charm in his videos, and that’s what OP means. That’s the part that blindsided everyone when the news first came out about him being a repeat-offending creep.
This garbage only happened around a year ago, and I don’t know (nor do I care) if he’s learned his lesson in that time. Hence the warning post about him stepping back into an internet spotlight in a place like Patreon. Just remember that he has no respect for womens’ boundaries, and even less for teenage girls’.
Nick Robinson started a patreon and he already has 57 patrons so there’s never been a better time to remind the world about how much of a scummy softboy creep he is
nick robinson did a good job of downplaying what he did to make it seem like just “awkward flirting” but what he actually did was flat-out sexual harassment, including targeting at least one minor (knowing full well they were a minor at the time)
we all remember the first time we saw a centaur in fallout
yeah cause nothings gonna top the emotional roller coaster of me playing my first fallout game at a ripe 15 years old and seeing the word centaur float across the subtitle bar and thinking OH BOY THEY GOT CENTAURS? only to use VATS to target it and rocket out of my seat in shock
So it’s definitely going to have a 3 week long boss battle in it
there’s gonna be a puzzle in-game that requires you to keep your console on while you write a letter to Hideo Kojima personally thanking him for making the game before you can move on, which only happens after you receive a letter with a confirmation code
the fact women are viewed as being more sexy at 15 than 40 is the creepiest thing in the world
Horrifying really
Looking through the notes, and people seem to be justifying this as evolutionary biology. They believe that human females are most fertile at the age of 15. Considering your body isn’t even done growing at this age, I find this incredibly hard to believe. Really? The best time for you to push a baby out of your vagina is when your periods probably aren’t even regular yet? Like the younger you are, the more likely you are to DIE from child birth. Well anyway, most websites claim you’re most fertile in your 20s, peaking at 27… So congrats on trying to blatantly justify pedophilia by using bullshit science.
Thanks dungeons and dragons for teaching me how to spell and correctly incorporate Cool Words into my vocabulary such as constitution, proficiency, dexterity, prestidigitation, initiative, and expeditious
history teacher: does anyone know what the united states constitution is? me, who thinks im hot shit because i carry around a players handbook and eat dice for breakfast: EIGHTEEN
I see all these cishet white dudes complaining about Nintendo making Samus’s boobs smaller in Smash Ultimate but like tbh she looks way fucking hotter now. Like y’all are just afraid of muscular women lol.
will tes vi have actually decent foot modeling or will the foot fetishists have to step in to pick up the slack again
lest we forget
those are his hooves you b*tch
HEY HEY HEY WHOA WHOA DO YOU
MOTHERFUCKERS
EVEN KNOW THE FIRST THING ABOUT FOOT MODELING??? LET ME LEARN YOU LITTLE BITCHES A THING RIGHT HERE RIGHT NOW
IT IS ONE OF THE HARDEST JOBS OF
Apud Helvetios longe nobilissimus fuit et ditissimus Orgetorix. Is M.
Messala, [et P.] M. Pisone consulibus regni cupiditate inductus
coniurationem nobilitatis fecit et civitati persuasit ut de finibus suis
cum omnibus copiis exirent: perfacile esse, cum virtute omnibus
praestarent, totius Galliae imperio potiri. Id hoc facilius iis
persuasit, quod undique loci natura Helvetii continentur: una ex parte
flumine Rheno latissimo atque altissimo, qui agrum Helvetium a Germanis
dividit; altera ex parte monte Iura altissimo, qui est inter Sequanos et
Helvetios; tertia lacu Lemanno et flumine Rhodano, qui provinciam
nostram ab Helvetiis dividit. His rebus fiebat ut et minus late
vagarentur et minus facile finitimis bellum inferre possent; qua ex
parte homines bellandi cupidi magno dolore adficiebantur. Pro
multitudine autem hominum et pro gloria belli atque fortitudinis
angustos se fines habere arbitrabantur, qui in longitudinem milia
passuum CCXL, in latitudinem CLXXX patebant.
man this dude was so heated they regressed to their past life as caesar, scourge of gaul
are you sure?
i like how this post hit peak tumblr post formatting in under 500 notes
video game: here’s an adult female character with the mentality of an 8-year-old! me: i don’t want this video game: sorry, my mistake. here’s a 700-year-old female character with the appearance of a child! me: I DON’T WANT THIS EITHER
video game: my bad, here’s an 8-year-old girl cursed to have the body of a grown woman!
